January 2011
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sobriety checkpoint
Cop: hello sir, may i see your license? thank you. I am an officer with the Los Angeles Police Force and welcome to the first sobriety checkpoint of the new year, mister ... pish?
Me: Pish-ay
Cop: Mister Pish-ay.
(beat)
Cop: have you been drinking tonight, sir?
Me: no
-cop leans in-
Cop: would you like some?
(beat)
me: maybe later...
(beat)
cop: good answer. Hey, Cool tattoos!
#nerdkampff
question 4a)
You see the president of the chess club having an asthma attack, his puffer dropped out of his reach, you have the same prescription, but are scared of germs. why don’t you hand him his puffer?
question 8c)
describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your computer
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