December 2011
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My #HumbleBrag worthy 2011
this year i covered The Oscars, rode the Goodyear Blimp, wrote and directed a pilot, went to the Magic Castle, won a free steak dinner at a fancy restaurant, hit 1000 interviews for my show, found out an ex-girlfriend died of cancer, got a new camera, befriended some cool people, made a canadian cry (in a good way) because of some cheese i bought, told a girl that i loved her (but will have to...
Dec 31st
Dec 30th
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Spin Control
Text from T-Mobile “Free T-Mobile Mesg: You may have heard the AT&T merger won’t occur; we remain committed to a great future w/ you, thanks for your loyalty! http://bit.ly/TMOnews” -  this kiddies is called Damage Control for AT&T and Spin Doctoring from T-Mobile. the heads of Deutsche Telekom tried everything they could to make a $52B cash out. there are many...
Dec 30th
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Dec 19th
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Me In My Place™ - beautiful women at home:... →
meinmyplace: Photographs and Interview by Falene Nurse I’d seen the picture of her on MeInMyPlace, wearing a black turtle neck and a little eyeliner. Of all the girls, she was my first choice to interview. Something about that picture? Although…
Dec 15th
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November 2011
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Nov 30th
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Nov 22nd
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October 2011
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Oct 24th
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Oct 16th
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Oct 14th
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Review: @Cirque du Soliel #Iris
There are 23 Cirque du Soliel shows around the world, i’ve seen seven of them (La Nouba, Mystere, Dralion, O, Criss Angel Believe, Kooza) and as of tonight, Iris, their newest show. Their shows are all awesome, by the very definition of the word, though to varying degrees. O, I saw in it’s 3rd year, and to this day I have never seen anything as monumental. The other shows I’d...
Oct 5th
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September 2011
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Reel Steel review
First let me say that Shawn Levy is no Michael Bay, where as Bay would have taken a script for a ‘Robot Boxing Movie’ for what is is at face value. The rainy day favorite of my youth ‘Rock’em Sock’em Robots’ with Sylvester Stallone’s “Over The Top” - You remember, the one where Sly is a truck driver and makes cash on the side being the greatest...
Sep 28th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 24th
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Oh Grandpa!
TD: You married?
MK: Uhh, no
TD: You got a steady guy?
MK: Are you Married?
: :TD shows his hands::
TD: No, no
MK: we got to get this on tape
TD: you got a steady guy?
MK: Is this a proposal?
TD: you got a steady guy?
MK: No.
TD: What's your name?
MK: this guy broke up with me
TD: What's your name?
MK: I'm *****
TD: Pleased to meet ya, he's an idiot
MK: Nice to meet you
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MK: Go have fun, go, nice to meet you
TD: Pleased to meet you, is that thing stopped?
CM: Yeah
TD: So what's your name again can you spell it?
MK: ***** ******
TD: Are you on Facebook?
MK: I am
TD: do you mind if i friend you?
MK: Find me, no, yeah, friend me
TD: You're like stunningly beautiful
MK: Oh, thank you, even with my glasses on
TD: Yes
MK: i'm just a nerd. i'm just a nerd. Nice to meet you
TD:
MK: im sorry i dont have a card, or i'd give you...
TD: No, i don't need your card
MK: Thank you for the interview
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Sep 1st
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August 2011
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Aug 21st
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twitter phishing warning
always remember fellow internetter be wary of strange vague links- in this world of URL shorteners you can never be sure where you’re going to end up when you click-  most times, it will be something innocuous, trying to fool you into believing it is something else- to the left is where the above link took me- LOOKS like twitter (to the right) but if you click the links anywhere else, they...
Aug 15th
Alex Pardee's TUMBLRCULOSIS: I saw Joe Cornish’s... →
pardeemonster: I saw Joe Cornish’s alien-invasion movie “Attack The Block” the other day and I was so refreshingly blown away by it I couldn’t stop thinking about it, so I drew this for funsies: If you are anywhere within atomic-bomb-fallout distance from one of the few theaters that is showing “Attack The…
Aug 7th
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July 2011
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Jul 20th
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Anonymous asked: What age do you have?
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June 2011
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