My #HumbleBrag worthy 2011

this year i covered The Oscars, rode the Goodyear Blimp, wrote and directed a pilot, went to the Magic Castle, won a free steak dinner at a fancy restaurant, hit 1000 interviews for my show, found out an ex-girlfriend died of cancer, got a new camera, befriended some cool people, made a canadian cry (in a good way) because of some cheese i bought, told a girl that i loved her (but will have to elaborate on it), proposed to a girl i went to high school with, again (she said no, again), got a gift certificate for some fine hand made dutch shoes and they don’t make in my size, went to sundance, went to the opening of the new Cirque Du Soleil show

there are more things i just can’t think of them. 

and the year ends with me crashing my car

here’s to finding someone to be with them the world ends next year

koldunkisloty: The Dark Knight Rises fan poster // By: David Amblard

koldunkisloty:

The Dark Knight Rises fan poster // By: David Amblard

Spin Control

Text from T-Mobile

“Free T-Mobile Mesg: You may have heard the AT&T merger won’t occur; we remain committed to a great future w/ you, thanks for your loyalty! http://bit.ly/TMOnews” - 

this kiddies is called Damage Control for AT&T and Spin Doctoring from T-Mobile. the heads of Deutsche Telekom tried everything they could to make a $52B cash out. there are many documents about them being all for the merger, but this, if anything is a success for Sprint, who had the most to lose, by being the 3rd national carrier very far behind a giant AT&T and Verizon. Next step would be Verizon trying to buy Sprint to flip AT&T. 

but as the log line from such great(sic) monster movie mashups as ‘Aliens Vs Predators,’ ‘Freddie Vs Jason,’ and the classic ‘Megashark Versus Robogator” 

‘Whoever Wins, We Lose’

theparadoxgina: thought process:I want an Inspector Spacetime poster.I SHOULD MAKE ONE.

theparadoxgina:

thought process:
I want an Inspector Spacetime poster.
I SHOULD MAKE ONE.

Me In My Place™ - beautiful women at home: Something About Chelsea

meinmyplace:

Photographs and Interview by Falene Nurse

I’d seen the picture of her on MeInMyPlace, wearing a black turtle neck and a little eyeliner. Of all the girls, she was my first choice to interview. Something about that picture? Although…

early-onset-of-night: Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent.  She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.share on Facebook : : Update: response, response2

early-onset-of-night:

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent.  She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”

No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.

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it makes so much sense. thecomedystore: Herman Cain = Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

it makes so much sense.

thecomedystore:

Herman Cain = Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

(Source: wumbo)

(Source: beauryan)

every woman loves a sharp dressed man mistycityla: Awesome pic of me interviewing Billy Gibbons of ZZ TOP, did you know he’s a chef?!

every woman loves a sharp dressed man

mistycityla:

Awesome pic of me interviewing Billy Gibbons of ZZ TOP, did you know he’s a chef?!

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

not the song i planned on posting tonight. but, works for the occasion